What the Fug?

I'm not actually quite sure which is worse in this picture...




Is it the one on the left with her pants down so low, you wonder why she bothered at all? And what IS on her butt looks so crammed in there, she may never get it out.

Or is it the one on the right, wearing a teeny tiny bikini top with one of the most orange oiled skins I've ever seen and shoes that yell "I'm a stripper, but I don't get many tips!"?

Gosh. It's a toss-up.

We won't talk about the girl in the middle, just because it was laggy and she was trying on hair demos, which usually leaves me bald at some point too.